THE CONSERVATIVE COMEBACK, PART 34,282.

Daniel Henninger at the Wall Street Journal:

Where Is the GOP's Jay Carney?

Wait... don't tell me...

Republicans need a party spokesman who is smart, articulate, credible and TV-savvy.

Yes -- remind us all of when we fell in love with Marlin Fitzwater!

The current Republican class in both houses may be the best in a generation. On economic policy, the party is more unified than ever around growth, and it wants to be the party of government reform.

So the problem couldn't possibly have anything to do with that.

The Republicans need a lamplighter out front every day—a smart, articulate, credible and TV-savvy party spokesman. OK, spokesperson. A Mary Matalin or a Kevin Madden.

I predict that in a couple of weeks Henninger will demand Republicans hire a charismatic, foul-mouthed dwarf to follow Reince Priebus around.