A DYING RACE.

Thanks Nancy Nall for tipping me to Alicia Colon, whose work as a professional Kathryn J. Lopez impersonator at the old New York Sun I had noted, but whose more recent career at American Thinker I had missed.  Her latest is about how people think they like homosexuals only because they don't envision buttsecks whenever they look at them, as she apparently does. Sample:

Those lovable characters in the sitcoms are robustly healthy and affluent, cuddly folks who never even hint at any of the negative consequences that follow on a lifetime of practicing anal intercourse. Nobody wears Depends, nobody deals with feces-borne diseases, and the devastation of AIDS is left for a few feature films that generate sympathy for the victims without addressing the behavioral component of the disease vector.

Colon obviously missed that very special Will & Grace episode, "Giardia is Not a River in Italy." Colon does approve of gay Catholics who do not have anal intercourse, and hopes a book her friend is writing about them "may enlighten others and be helpful to Catholic gays as Bill W's book was for alcoholics."

It's almost charming that such people still exist; they're like bigot Shakers. I wonder if they ever perceive the irony of the likelihood that the carriers of the Gay Plague will outlast them.